cumberswag:

Benedict Cumberbatch and tumblr text posts.

babyferaligator:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

nyoom

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that

courtmoly:

And meet me there, bundles of flowers, we wait through the hours of cold.

magicsystem:

untitled by gipsas on Flickr.

agists:

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t